Let’s do that again!!! (or maybe not)

This morning I visited a wig shop. This was SO the wrong shop for me! I am pasty white with very long, very fine brown hair There was a small selection of wigs. The woman who tried to help me was nice enough but had absolutely no clue! She said “You want try curly?”. “Try red!”. “Black look good on you.” No. Just no.

Every wig was greeted with a “Look good. $40. You buy.” The last was a command, not a question.

I fled after 25 minutes.

My medication wants to destroy my liver. This knowledge is the only thing keeping me from from heading to the nearest bar.

Deep breaths.