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At least no one died

September 20, 2014

I was at a quilt shop this morning. My friend’s shop moved and today was the grand reopening. I decided to go and “help.”

I like to think that I did help, if only for a short while. After an hour or so, I was walking across the shop and started the “oh no I’m falling and my cane is in the car and there’s nothing to grab onto and I’m gonna land on the floor I front of all these people” routine.” In other words, another normal Saturday.

I aimed my fall at my friend and she broke my fall on the way down. Her back was turned so this was all a huge shock to her. She’s a teeny tiny thing and I am anything but.

Short version: I didn’t hit the floor. My friend is expected to make a full recovery.

I’m now on a train to NYC to see how many places I can fall there tonight. Wish me luck.


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